QDB

The Quotes Database is a collection of amusing banter that takes place during webchats. You have to sift through to find the good stuff but there are some gems in there.

Here are some highlights...

#4281 +(26649)- [X]

get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

#207373 +(16570)- [X]

oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) :<

#5775 +(15451)- [X]

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -          

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

#405221 +(12453)- [X

man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert

you don't live in Hope mills do you?

ya, why man?

lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?

you mother fucker

#125283 +(10967)- [X]

hey baby, whats up?

umm....nothing?

So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?

Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/

#14258 +(6809)- [X]

a sprite is anything not static

a sprite is a variable object

be it 2d or 3d

a sprite is a fucking soda

you god damn geekass bastards

#136524 +(8109)- [X]

I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.

It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

Link... http://www.bash.org/

Good find, Lee. Cheers.