The Handler

An exceptional piece of scaremongering.

The Handler is a device for people who are afraid to touch anything. It's a hook on a switchblade mechanism that allows you to open doors, pull levers, operate the paper towel dispenser and push ATM keypads without having to touch those things with your bare hands - avoiding direct contact with "germ infested" public surfaces. They claim it's infused with bacteria and virus killing nano-silvers that kill germs on contact, so it is always disinfecting itself.

Quite frankly, if you're seriously considering purchasing one of these, you might as well go the whole hog and chop your hands off altogether and replace them with "nano-silver infused" hooks. Or better still, never go out. Or even better, just fuck off.


Spotted on Boing Boing