Scion Speak

According to Wikipedia, "Scion is a marque of vehicles produced by Toyota Motor Corporation founded in 2003. Scion's long-term goal is to appeal to Generation Y consumers, expected to dwarf the market size of Generation X by 2020.

There must some kind of problem with Generation Y's eyesight because Scion cars are obscene. Check them out here.

Their websites however, are slicker than grease. The above was created by Strawberry Frog.